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Gingers are on the brink of extinction, try to take one home as a pet in order to save it from the horrors of the wild.
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Save all your homework for last minute. You'll be older, and therefore, wiser.
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If at first you do succeed, try not to look too surprised.
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If a huge boulder is about to fall on your head pull out a piece of paper. Paper beats rock.
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When a cop pulls you over for speeding and asks how fast you think you were driving, the correct answer is always, "not as fast as you were driving to catch up to me."
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Hit every limousine that you can with your vehicle. It will increase your chances of meeting someone famous.
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Help fight childhood obesity by stealing candy from babies.
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Poke old people at funerals and say, "you're next." They really get a kick out of it.
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Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
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To avoid the painful sting from onion fumes, close your eyes while chopping.